oh hello, it is i, the magical unicorn they call 'affordable orange wine', here to grace ur cellars n glasses n lips n mouths with all i have to offer, which is mostly the delicious flavours of orange wine for a joyously low price! don't even blink tho cause i'll be gone before u know it, that's what makes me a unicorn, that's basically the definition of a unicorn, like come on, just click that button, the one right up there ^^, it says 'add to cart', don't be shy, ur gonna love me i just know it....why u might ask, how can u be so sure u might wonder, it's because i'm a goddamn unicorn what are u dumb or something?
every bottle of wine comes with a small bag of miss vickie's chips
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