cooke bros fox valley pinot noir + chips
cooke bros fox valley pinot noir + chips

cooke bros fox valley pinot noir + chips

Regular price $58.00
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adelaide hills, australia

100% pinot noir

tailored sweatsuit, valet service, licking a cut, eucalyptus bonfire, tire swing, blackberry sorbet two scoop, digging a grave, always on time

australian pinot noir is a real old man's beverage, no shade to all the old men, for some examples here's a list of old men we like:

grandads
dads
italian baristas
cobblers
my pediatrician dr. alex
train conductors
santa claus

still tho we all woke now and that means we don't want to be cracking dusty bottles of thick ass syrupy reds, muscular, brawny reds, we want to remember that masculinity is complicated, that you can be soft, n sensitive, n emotionally honest and still be a man, so the cooke bros put their big dick energy aside and made this pinot all soft n sensitive n emotionally honest but it's still a real wine, a real good wine, maybe even a better wine than the wine it used to be before it was allowed to be soft, n sensitive, n emotionally honest dontcha think?

every bottle of wine comes with a small bag of miss vickie's chips