traynor vineyard 'ophelia' piquette + chips
traynor vineyard 'ophelia' piquette + chips

traynor vineyard 'ophelia' piquette + chips

Regular price $23.00
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prince edward county, ontario

marquette, pinot noir, vidal, sauv blanc ++

dragonfruit vitamin water, brand new pink loofa, grapefruit oil, chlorine hair, right amount of foreplay, bouquet delivery, winning at checkers

omg this piquette it's just brilliant, what could be a better than low abv weirdo sort-of-bubbles, we're talking like full blown effed up, so dirty n raw but still cute. we're talking popping ur cherry at horseback riding camp or like dreadlock pigtail braids. like doing dmt at a folk festival. like socks n tevas, like trashing ur honeymoon suite. it's literally so creamy & gooey, strawberry taffy & rotting pink peonies & lake rock algae slime, but it's still bright & chuggy, pure crunch. u could drink this all the time & not even get rly rly drunk, just buzzed, just a sweet microdose full body tingle, electric brainwave fuzz, third eye smizing, paradigm poking juice, maybe i'm on it right now, what u think about that?

every bottle of wine comes with a small bag of miss vickie's chips